I got an email from my girlfriend, Vieves, recently. The subject line was “Actual plot points in the Law & Order SVU I’m watching.” It’s worth sharing.
Oh wait, the baby was found wrapped in a t-shirt from some frat party from the local college.
Now she’s a crazy baby serial killer.
But who’s the father? She declares she’ll never tell because he’s married with a family.
Her father raped her and fathered those babies! Gross!But wait! It wasn’t rape! He didn’t raise her, they met as adults and fell in L-O-V-E love.
They’ve been having an affair and no one can stop them because they’re legal adults.
But wait! The father lies on the stand and claims it WAS rape, so they have to acquit her on grounds of insanity.
BUT the detective who investigated the crime tells the girl that she, the detective, was the product of a rape.
Aha! Double jeopardy protects her on the second baby, but she can still be charged with murder for the first one.
Oh no! Meanwhile, Councilman Incest is about to take his son/grandson home to raise.
The detectives:”You’re never getting this baby!”
Sorry, boys. She’s taken.